The Pumpkin Picture Series

The Legend of the Pumpkin Pictures:

For the last seventeen years, Alysia and Chris have engaged in a
ritual. Every Autumn, when pumpkin merchants put their wares on
display, Alysia takes a picture of Chris standing in or around the
seasonal gourds. The only rule? He must be holding last year's picture
in his hand.

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Honestly, this is one of the greatest things you'll ever see on the internet.  I mean … why wasn't I clever enough to have myself photographed with pumpkins every year for nearly two decades?  I suppose the best I can do is start a Thanksgiving turkey pic series this year and get back to you sometime during Chelsea Clinton's second term.