The Bidenator stops Sarah Barracuda by TKO in the fifth round.
As Biden is celebrating in the ring, he's smashed over the head with a chair by the Trig Van Palin posse, lead by Levi Johnston, Steve Schmidt, and the ghost of Lee Atwater.
Mayhem ensues…
Man, I wish the debate had gone as you predicted! Twould’ve been FAR more interesting…