L.A. vs. NYC Six Month Report Card: Things That Are Easier in L.A.
Blogging has been a struggle this week. What better way to slog through than a list of things that are easier in Southern California than NYC?
Easier about L.A.
Running errands: Everybody hates the obnoxious New Yorker who'll proclaim to anyone listening that "It's a victory just to live here." Well, he's partially right. In addition to paying two pounds of flesh per square apartment foot, just picking up your dry cleaning and buying some groceries turns into a full-blown cardio workout and five sets of bicep curls. Need a new bookcase? Everybody aboard the Port Authority bus for the IKEA in Elizabeth, New Jersey!
These days in L.A., I rise early on the weekend, pull on my bathrobe, make like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas and pick up my newspaper from the front porch. By noon, I've attended to my every earthly grocery and household need for the next week.
Getting out of town: If I never see the bowels of Port Authority again it will be to soon. The inside of my Saab is so much more pleasant. I realize my carbon shoe size has mutated into Andre the Giant proportions, but I feel I've earned my salvation riding the Long Island Railroad to the beach for seven years...
Finding good Mexican food: Sure, NYC has an insurmountable lead in restaurant quality and variety, but L.A. wins hands down in the Mexican category.
Less humidity: No longer does just walking out of doors in the month of July turn me into the last hour of Elvis '68 comeback special -- which is to say dripping with sweat and in dire need of a seconal. In New York, I used to show up at work at 9 AM drenched with perspiration from the five minute walk from the subway to my desk. Now, even in 90 degree heat, I feel crisper than Brooks Brothers model on a photo shoot in Helsinki. (By comparison)
UPDATE: Welcome Metblogs readers! You can find the rest of my 6 Month L.A. Report Card here, or at these individual links:
L.A quality of life upgrades
Tough L.A. Adjustments
Things I'm missing about NYC
These days in L.A., I rise early on the weekend, pull on my bathrobe, make like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas and pick up my newspaper from the front porch. By noon, I've attended to my every earthly grocery and household need for the next week.
Getting out of town: If I never see the bowels of Port Authority again it will be to soon. The inside of my Saab is so much more pleasant. I realize my carbon shoe size has mutated into Andre the Giant proportions, but I feel I've earned my salvation riding the Long Island Railroad to the beach for seven years...
Finding good Mexican food: Sure, NYC has an insurmountable lead in restaurant quality and variety, but L.A. wins hands down in the Mexican category.
UPDATE: Welcome Metblogs readers! You can find the rest of my 6 Month L.A. Report Card here, or at these individual links:
L.A quality of life upgrades
Tough L.A. Adjustments
Things I'm missing about NYC
Ah, and I thus recall a certain photo of you and Adam on Long Beach lovingly applying sunscreen to your sun-starved, city-white bodies.
Memmmmorieeessss. Miss you xoxo
Posted by: Pants | July 03, 2008 at 02:08 PM
Nice post here. I've been living in Los Angeles my entire life, just moved to Hollywood. I have a friend who came down form NY about a year ago to attend film school. So far, Los Angeles in his opinion is vastly superior. I can't really comment to much on the situation because I've never been to NY but I can vouch for the Mexican food. I know it's better here. But I bet the pizza is better is NY.
Posted by: John Darko | July 07, 2008 at 02:15 PM
This month marks my 6-month anniversary here too! Congratulations. I hope the two of you are very happy together.
Posted by: Ann | July 07, 2008 at 07:58 PM