Apologies for the light posting. The Fake Angeleno is busy moving house. I wouldn’t leave you high and dry on a Monday though: Please enjoy this image of my friend "Scott." For those of you that don’t know "Scott," he’s a New York publishing magnate who’s held a lifelong grudge against the actor Nicholas Cage. From a very young age, "Scott" has had a visceral hatred for the ‘Snake Eyes’ star, and has always referred to the nephew of F.F. Coppola as "Poop Cage." On a recent visit to Las Vegas, I was lucky enough to witness Scott come face to face with Poop Cage, and — like boxers before a big fight — both men struck fightin’ poses for an adoring crowd. Enjoy!